Saturday, October 17, 2015

Mary the Jamaican vs. Jane the Red

As Homer Simpson would say: "DOPE!" Listen bud, if you run over a skunk, at least try to wipe it off on the grass. Then again, you might have a chronic back problem, which limits your ability to ambulate amongst the tangled weeds. Or your chromophobia might steer you clear from anything green. Another solution would be to just bury the carcass in a pot and plant something fragrant, like an herb or whatnot. It could have been a trainwreck, especially driving a car loaded with triple diesel, but thank the golden goat from Romulus that everything went as smooth as bubble berry. 

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